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unconscious comedians-第11部分

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by a passage in which are stationed the stenographers of the

〃Moniteur〃 and persons attached to the Chamber。



〃As for the minister;〃 replied the usher to Leon as Gazonal approached

them; 〃he is there; but I don't know if Monsieur Giraud has come。 I'll

see。〃



As the usher opened one side of the double door through which none but

deputies; ministers; or messengers from the king are allowed to pass;

Gazonal saw a man come out who seemed still young; although he was

really forty…eight years old; and to whom the usher evidently

indicated Leon de Lora。



〃Ha! you here!〃 he exclaimed; shaking hands with both Bixiou and Lora。

〃Scamps! what are you doing in the sanctuary of the laws?〃



〃Parbleu! we've come to learn how to blague;〃 said Bixiou。 〃We might

get rusty if we didn't。〃



〃Let us go into the garden;〃 said the young man; not observing that

Gazonal belonged to the party。



Seeing that this new…comer was well…dressed; in black; the provincial

did not know in which political category to place him; but he followed

the others into the garden contiguous to the hall which follows the

line of the quai Napoleon。 Once in the garden the ci…devant young man

gave way to a peal of laughter which he seemed to have been repressing

since he entered the lobby。



〃What is it?〃 asked Leon de Lora。



〃My dear friend; to prove the sincerity of the constitutional

government we are forced to tell the most frightful lies with

incredible self…possession。 But as for me; I'm freakish; some days I

can lie like a prospectus; other days I can't be serious。 This is one

of my hilarious days。 Now; at this moment; the prime minister; being

summoned by the Opposition to make known a certain diplomatic secret;

is going through his paces in the tribune。 Being an honest man who

never lies on his own account; he whispered to me as he mounted the

breach: 'Heaven knows what I shall say to them。' A mad desire to laugh

overcame me; and as one mustn't laugh on the ministerial bench I

rushed out; for my youth does come back to me most unseasonably at

times。〃



〃At last;〃 cried Gazonal; 〃I've found an honest man in Paris! You must

be a very superior man;〃 he added; looking at the stranger。



〃Ah ca! who is this gentleman?〃 said the ci…devant young man;

examining Gazonal。



〃My cousin;〃 said Leon; hastily。 〃I'll answer for his silence and his

honor as for my own。 It is on his account we have come here now; he

has a case before the administration which depends on your ministry。

His prefect evidently wants to ruin him; and we have come to see you

in order to prevent the Council of State from ratifying a great

injustice。〃



〃Who brings up the case?〃



〃Massol。〃



〃Good。〃



〃And our friends Giraud and Claude Vignon are on the committee;〃 said

Bixiou。



〃Say just a word to them;〃 urged Leon; 〃tell them to come to…night to

Carabine's; where du Tillet gives a fete apropos of railways;they

are plundering more than ever on the roads。〃



〃Ah ca! but isn't your cousin from the Pyrenees?〃 asked the young man;

now become serious。



〃Yes;〃 replied Gazonal。



〃And you did not vote for us in the last elections?〃 said the

statesman; looking hard at Gazonal。



〃No; but what you have just said in my hearing has bribed me; on the

word of a commandant of the National Guard I'll have your candidate

elected〃



〃Very good; will you guarantee your cousin?〃 asked the young man;

turning to Leon。



〃We are forming him;〃 said Bixiou; in a tone irresistibly comic。



〃Well; I'll see about it;〃 said the young man; leaving his friends and

rushing precipitately back to the Chamber。



〃Who is that?〃 asked Gazonal。



〃The Comte de Rastignac; the minister of the department in which your

affair is brought up。〃



〃A minister! Isn't a minister anything more than that?〃



〃He is an old friend of ours。 He now has three hundred thousand francs

a year; he's a peer of France; the king has made him a count; he

married Nucingen's daughter; and he is one of the two or three

statesmen produced by the revolution of July。 But his fame and his

power bore him sometimes; and he comes down to laugh with us。〃



〃Ah ca! cousin; why didn't you tell us you belonged to the

Opposition?〃 asked Leon; seizing Gazonal by the arm。 〃How stupid of

you! One deputy more or less to Right or Left and your bed is made。〃



〃We are all for the Others down my way。〃



〃Let 'em go;〃 said Bixiou; with a facetious look; 〃they have

Providence on their side; and Providence will bring them back without

you and in spite of themselves。 A manufacturer ought to be a

fatalist。〃



〃What luck! There's Maxime; with Canalis and Giraud;〃 said Leon。



〃Come along; friend Gazonal; the promised actors are mustering on the

stage;〃 said Bixiou。



And all three advanced to the above…named personages; who seemed to be

sauntering along with nothing to do。



〃Have they turned you out; or why are you idling about in this way?〃

said Bixiou to Giraud。



〃No; while they are voting by secret ballot we have come out for a

little air;〃 replied Giraud。



〃How did the prime minister pull through?〃



〃He was magnificent!〃 said Canalis。



〃Magnificent!〃 repeated Maxime。



〃Magnificent!〃 cried Giraud。



〃So! so! Right; Left; and Centre are unanimous!〃



〃All with a different meaning;〃 observed Maxime de Trailles。



Maxime was the ministerial deputy。



〃Yes;〃 said Canalis; laughing。



Though Canalis had already been a minister; he was at this moment

tending toward the Right。



〃Ah! but you had a fine triumph just now;〃 said Maxime to Canalis; 〃it

was you who forced the minister into the tribune。〃



〃And made him lie like a charlatan;〃 returned Canalis。



〃A worthy victory;〃 said the honest Giraud。 〃In his place what would

you have done?〃



〃I should have lied。〃



〃It isn't called lying;〃 said Maxime de Trailles; 〃it is called

protecting the crown。〃



So saying; he led Canalis away to a little distance。



〃That's a great orator;〃 said Leon to Giraud; pointing to Canalis。



〃Yes and no;〃 replied the councillor of state。 〃A fine bass voice; and

sonorous; but more of an artist in words than an orator。 In short;

he's a fine instrument but he isn't music; consequently he has not;

and he never will have; the ear of the Chamber; in no case will he

ever be master of the situation。〃



Canalis and Maxime were returning toward the little group as Giraud;

deputy of the Left Centre; pronounced this verdict。 Maxime took Giraud

by the arm and led him off; probably to make the same confidence he

had just made Canalis。



〃What an honest; upright fellow that is;〃 said Leon to Canalis;

nodding towards Giraud。



〃One of those upright fellows who kill administrators;〃 replied

Canalis。



〃Do you think him a good orator?〃



〃Yes and no;〃 replied Canalis; 〃he is wordy; he's long…winded; a

plodder in argument; and a good logician; but he doesn't understand

the higher logic; that of events and circumstances; consequently he

has never had; and never will have; the ear of the Chamber。〃



At the moment when Canalis uttered this judgment on Giraud; the latter

was returning with Maxime to the group; and forgetting the presence of

a stranger whose discretion was not known to them like that of Leon

and Bixiou; he took Canalis by the hand in a very significant manner。



〃Well;〃 he said; 〃I consent to what Monsieur de Trailles proposes。

I'll put the question to you in the Chamber; but I shall do it with

great severity。〃



〃Then we shall have the house with us; for a man of your weight and

your eloquence is certain to have the ear of the Chamber;〃 said

Canalis。 〃I'll reply to you; but I shall do it sharply; to crush you。〃



〃You could bring about a change of the cabinet; for on such ground you

can do what you like with the Chamber; and be master of the

situation。〃



〃Maxime has trapped them both;〃 said Leon to his cousin; 〃that fellow

is like a fish in water among the intrigues of the Chamber。〃



〃Who is he?〃 asked Gazonal。



〃An ex…scoundrel who is now in a fair way to become an ambassador;〃

replied Bixiou。



〃Giraud!〃 said Leon to the councillor of state; 〃don't leave the

Chamber without asking Rastignac what he promised to tell you about a

suit you are to render a decision on two days hence。 It concerns my

cousin here; I'll go and see you to…morrow morning early about it。〃



The three friends followed the three deputies; at a distance; into the

lobby。



〃Cousin; look at those two men;〃 said Leon; pointing out to him a

former minister and the leader of the Left Centre。 〃Those are two men

who really have 'the ear of the Chamber;' and who are called in jest

ministers of the department of the Opposition。 They have the ear of

the Chamber so completely that they are always pulling it。〃



〃It is four o'clock;〃 said Bixiou; 〃let us go back to the rue de

Berlin。〃



〃Yes; you've now seen the heart of the government; cousin; and you

must next be shown the ascarides; the taenia; the intestinal worm;

the republican; since I must needs name him;〃 said Leon。



When the three friends were once more packed into their hackney…coach;

Gazonal looked at his cousin and Bixiou like a man who had a mind to

launch a flood of oratorical and Southern bile upon the elements。



〃I distrusted with all my might this great hussy of a town;〃 he rolled

out in Southern accents; 〃but since this morning I despise her! The

poor little province you think so petty is an honest girl; but Paris

is a prostitute; a greedy; lying comedian; and I am very thankful not

to be robbed of my skin in it。〃



〃The day is not over yet;〃 said Bixiou; sententiously; winking at

Leon。



〃And why do you complain in that stupid way;〃 said Leon; 〃of a

prostitution to which you will owe the winning of your lawsuit? Do you

think you ar
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