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or　the　illustrious　Prince　Consort。　　But；　some　silken…clad　smoothers；

some　purple　parasites；　some　fawners　in　frippery；　some　greedy　and

begartered　ones　in　gorgeous　garments；　he　does　impeachay；　and

wrathfully！　　Is　it　asked　on　what　grounds？　　They　shall　be　stated。



The　Bleater's　London　Correspondent；　in　the　prosecution　of　his

important　inquiries；　goes　down　to　Windsor；　sends　in　his　card；　has　a

confidential　interview　with　her　Majesty　and　the　illustrious　Prince

Consort。　　For　a　time；　the　restraints　of　Royalty　are　thrown　aside　in

the　cheerful　conversation　of　the　Bleater's　London　Correspondent；　in

his　fund　of　information；　in　his　flow　of　anecdote；　in　the　atmosphere

of　his　genius；　her　Majesty　brightens；　the　illustrious　Prince　Consort

thaws；　the　cares　of　State　and　the　conflicts　of　Party　are　forgotten；

lunch　is　proposed。　　Over　that　unassuming　and　domestic　table；　her

Majesty　communicates　to　the　Bleater's　London　Correspondent　that　it

is　her　intention　to　send　his　Royal　Highness　the　Prince　of　Wales　to

inspect　the　top　of　the　Great　Pyramidthinking　it　likely　to　improve

his　acquaintance　with　the　views　of　the　people。　　Her　Majesty　further

communicates　that　she　has　made　up　her　royal　mind　（and　that　the

Prince　Consort　has　made　up　his　illustrious　mind）　to　the　bestowal　of

the　vacant　Garter；　let　us　say　on　Mr。　Roebuck。　　The　younger　Royal

children　having　been　introduced　at　the　request　of　the　Bleater's

London　Correspondent；　and　having　been　by　him　closely　observed　to

present　the　usual　external　indications　of　good　health；　the　happy

knot　is　severed；　with　a　sigh　the　Royal　bow　is　once　more　strung　to

its　full　tension；　the　Bleater's　London　Correspondent　returns　to

London；　writes　his　letter；　and　tells　the　Tattlesnivel　Bleater　what

he　knows。　　All　Tattlesnivel　reads　it；　and　knows　that　he　knows　it。

But；　DOES　his　Royal　Highness　the　Prince　of　Wales　ultimately　go　to

the　top　of　the　Great　Pyramid？　　DOES　Mr。　Roebuck　ultimately　get　the

Garter？　　No。　　Are　the　younger　Royal　children　even　ultimately　found

to　be　well？　　On　the　contrary；　they　haveand　on　that　very　day　had

the　measles。　　Why　is　this？　　BECAUSE　THE　CONSPIRATORS　AGAINST　THE

BLEATER'S　LONDON　CORRESPONDENT　HAVE　STEPPED　IN　WITH　THEIR　DARK

MACHINATIONS。　　Because　her　Majesty　and　the　Prince　Consort　are

artfully　induced　to　change　their　minds；　from　north　to　south；　from

east　to　west；　immediately　after　it　is　known　to　the　conspirators　that

they　have　put　themselves　in　communication　with　the　Bleater's　London

Correspondent。　　It　is　now　indignantly　demanded；　by　whom　are　they　so

tampered　with？　　It　is　now　indignantly　demanded；　who　took　the

responsibility　of　concealing　the　indisposition　of　those　Royal

children　from　their　Royal　and　illustrious　parents；　and　of　bringing

them　down　from　their　beds；　disguised；　expressly　to　confound　the

London　Correspondent　of　the　Tattlesnivel　Bleater？　　Who　are　those

persons；　it　is　again　asked？　　Let　not　rank　and　favour　protect　them。

Let　the　traitors　be　exhibited　in　the　face　of　day！



Lord　John　Russell　is　in　this　conspiracy。　　Tell　us　not　that　his

Lordship　is　a　man　of　too　much　spirit　and　honour。　　Denunciation　is

hurled　against　him。　　The　proof？　　The　proof　is　here。



The　Time　is　panting　for　an　answer　to　the　question；　Will　Lord　John

Russell　consent　to　take　office　under　Lord　Palmerston？　　Good。　　The

London　Correspondent　of　the　Tattlesnivel　Bleater　is　in　the　act　of

writing　his　weekly　letter；　finds　himself　rather　at　a　loss　to　settle

this　question　finally；　leaves　off；　puts　his　hat　on；　goes　down　to　the

lobby　of　the　House　of　Commons；　sends　in　for　Lord　John　Russell；　and

has　him　out。　　He　draws　his　arm　through　his　Lordship's；　takes　him

aside；　and　says；　〃John；　will　you　ever　accept　office　under

Palmerston？〃　　His　Lordship　replies；　〃I　will　not。〃　　The　Bleater's

London　Correspondent　retorts；　with　the　caution　such　a　man　is　bound

to　use；　〃John；　think　again；　say　nothing　to　me　rashly；　is　there　any

temper　here？〃　　His　Lordship　replies；　calmly；　〃None　whatever。〃　　After

giving　him　time　for　reflection；　the　Bleater's　London　Correspondent

says；　〃Once　more；　John；　let　me　put　a　question　to　you。　　Will　you　ever

accept　office　under　Palmerston？〃　　His　Lordship　answers　（note　the

exact　expressions）；　〃Nothing　shall　induce　me；　ever　to　accept　a　seat

in　a　Cabinet　of　which　Palmerston　is　the　Chief。〃　　They　part；　the

London　Correspondent　of　the　Tattlesnivel　Bleater　finishes　his

letter；　andalways　being　withheld　by　motives　of　delicacy；　from

plainly　divulging　his　means　of　getting　accurate　information　on　every

subject；　at　first　handputs　in　it；　this　passage：　　〃Lord　John

Russell　is　spoken　of；　by　blunderers；　for　Foreign　Affairs；　but　I　have

the　best　reasons　for　assuring　your　readers；　that〃　（giving　prominence

to　the　exact　expressions；　it　will　be　observed）　〃'NOTHING　WILL　EVER

INDUCE　HIM；　TO　ACCEPT　A　SEAT　IN　A　CABINET　OF　WHICH　PALMERSTON　IS　THE

CHIEF。'　　On　this　you　may　implicitly　rely。〃　　What　happens？　　On　the

very　day　of　the　publication　of　that　number　of　the　Bleaterthe

malignity　of　the　conspirators　being　even　manifested　in　the　selection

of　the　dayLord　John　Russell　takes　the　Foreign　Office！　　Comment

were　superfluous。



The　people　of　Tattlesnivel　will　be　told；　have　been　told；　that　Lord

John　Russell　is　a　man　of　his　word。　　He　may　be；　on　some　occasions；

but；　when　overshadowed　by　this　dark　and　enormous　growth　of

conspiracy；　Tattlesnivel　knows　him　to　be　otherwise。　　〃I　happen　to　be

certain；　deriving　my　information　from　a　source　which　cannot　be

doubted　to　be　authentic；〃　wrote　the　London　Correspondent　of　the

Bleater；　within　the　last　year；　〃that　Lord　John　Russell　bitterly

regrets　having　made　that　explicit　speech　of　last　Monday。〃　　These　are

not　roundabout　phrases；　these　are　plain　words。　　What　does　Lord　John

Russell　（apparently　by　accident）；　within　eight…and…forty　hours　after

their　diffusion　over　the　civilised　globe？　　Rises　in　his　place　in

Parliament；　and　unblushingly　declares　that　if　the　occasion　could

arise　five　hundred　times；　for　his　making　that　very　speech；　he　would

make　it　five　hundred　times！　　Is　there　no　conspiracy　here？　　And　is

this　combination　against　one　who　would　be　always　right　if　he　were

not　proved　always　wrong；　to　be　endured　in　a　country　that　boasts　of

its　freedom　and　its　fairness？



But；　the　Tattlesnivellian　who　now　raises　his　voice　against

intolerable　oppression；　may　be　told　that；　after　all；　this　is　a

political　conspiracy。　　He　may　be　told；　forsooth；　that　Mr。　Disraeli's

being　in　it；　that　Lord　Derby's　being　in　it；　that　Mr。　Bright's　being

in　it；　that　every　Home；　Foreign；　and　Colonial　Secretary's　being　in

it；　that　every　ministry's　and　every　opposition's　being　in　it；　are

but　proofs　that　men　will　do　in　politics　what　they　would　do　in

nothing　else。　　Is　this　the　plea？　　If　so；　the　rejoinder　is；　that　the

mighty　conspiracy　includes　the　whole　circle　of　Artists　of　all　kinds；

and　comprehends　all　degrees　of　men；　down　to　the　worst　criminal　and

the　hangman　who　ends　his　career。　　For；　all　these　are　intimately

known　to　the　London　Correspondent　of　the　Tattlesnivel　Bleater；　and

all　these　deceive　him。



Sir；　put　it　to　the　proof。　　There　is　the　Bleater　on　the　file

documentary　evidence。　　Weeks；　months；　before　the　Exhibition　of　the

Royal　Academy；　the　Bleater's　London　Correspondent　knows　the　subjects

of　all　the　leading　pictures；　knows　what　the　painters　first　meant　to

do；　knows　what　they　afterwards　substituted　for　what　they　first　meant

to　do；　knows　what　they　ought　to　do　and　won't　do；　knows　what　they

ought　not　to　do　and　will　do；　knows　to　a　letter　from　whom　they　have

commissions；　knows　to　a　shilling　how　much　they　are　to　be　paid。　　Now；

no　sooner　is　each　studio　clear　of　the　remarkable　man　to　whom　each

studio…occupant　has　revealed　himself　as　he　does　not　reveal　himself

to　his　nearest　and　dearest　bosom　friend；　than　conspiracy　and　fraud

begin。　　Alfred　the　Great　becomes　the　Fairy　Queen；　Moses　viewing　the

Promised　Land；　turns　out　to　be　Moses　going　to　the　Fair；　Portrait　of

His　Grace　the　Archbishop　of　Canterbury；　is　transformed；　as　if　by

irreverent　enchantment　of　the　dissenting　interest；　into　A　Favourite

Terrier；　or　Cattle　Grazing；　and　the　most　extraordinary　work　of　art

in　the　list　described　by　the　Bleater；　is　coolly　sponged　out

altogether；　and　asserted　never　to　have　had　existence　at　all；　even　in

the　most　shadow　thoughts　of　its　executant！　　This　is　vile　enough；　but

this　is　not　all。　　Picture…buyers　then　come　forth　from　their　secret

positions；　and　creep　into　their　places　in　the　assassin…multitude　of

conspirators。　　Mr。　Baring；　after　expressly　telling　the　Bleater's

London　Correspondent　that　he　had　bought　No。　39　for　one　thousand

guineas；　gives　it　up　to　somebody　unknown　for　a　couple　of　hundred

pounds；　the　Marquis　of　Lansdowne　pretends　to　have　no　knowledge

whatever　of　the　commissions　to　which　the　London　Correspondent　of　the

Bleater　swore　him；　but　allows　a　Railway　Contractor　to　cut　him　out

for　half　the　money。　　Similar　examples　might　be　multiplied。　　Shame；

shame；　on　these　men！　　Is　this　England？



Sir；　look　again　at　Literature。　　The　Bleater's　London　Correspondent

is　not　merely　acquainted　with　all　the　eminent　writers；　but　is　in

possession　of　the　secrets　of　their　souls。　　He　is　versed　in　their

hidden　meanings　and　references；　sees　their　manuscripts　before

publication；　and　knows　the　subjects　and　titles　of　their　books　when

they　are　not　begun。　　How　dare　those　writers　turn　upon　the　eminent

man　and　depart　from　every　intention　they　have　confided　to　him？　　How

do　they　justify　themselves　in　entirely　altering　their　manuscripts；

changing　their　titles；　and　abandoning　their　subjects？　　Will　they

deny；　in　the　face　of　Tattlesnivel；　that　they　do　so？　　If　they　have

such　hardihood；　let　the　file　of　the　Bleater　strike　them　dumb。　　By

their　fruits　they　shall　be　known。　　Let　their　works　be　compared　with

the　anticipatory　letters　of　the　Bleater's　London　Correspondent；　and

their　falsehood　and　deceit　will　become　manifest　as　the　sun；　it　will

be　seen　that　they　do　nothing　which　they　stand　pledged　to　the

Bleater's　L