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the wasps-第6部分

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  XANTHIAS (coming out of the house)

    Damn that animal! How can anyone keep such a dog?

  BDELYCLEON

    Hullo! what's the matter?

  XANTHIAS

    Oh; it's Labes; who has just rushed into the kitchen and seized

a whole Sicilian cheese and gobbled it up。

  BDELYCLEON

    Good! this will be the first offence I shall make my father try。

(To XANTHIAS) Come along and lay your accusation。 XANTHIAS No; not

I; the other dog vows he will be accuser; if the matter is brought

up for trial。

  BDELYCLEON

    Well then; bring them both along。

  XANTHIAS

    That's what we'll have to do。

    (He goes hack into the house。 A moment later PHILOCLEON comes

      out。)

  BDELYCLEON

    What is this?

  PHILOCLEON

    The pig…trough of the swine dedicated to Hestia。

  BDELYCLEON

    Did you steal it from a shrine?

  PHILOCLEON

    No; no; by addressing Hestia first; I might; thanks to her;

crush an adversary。 But put an end to delay by calling up the case。 My

verdict is already settled。

  BDELYCLEON

    Wait! I still have to bring out the tablets and the scrolls。

                                            (He goes into the house。)

  PHILOCLEON

    Oh! I am boiling; I am dying with impatience at your delays。 I

could have traced the sentence in the dust。

  BDELYCLEON (coming out with tablets and scrolls)

    There you are。

  PHILOCLEON

    Then call the case。

  BDELYCLEON

    Right。 Who is first on the docket?

  PHILOCLEON

    My god! This is unbearable! I have forgotten the urns。

  BDELYCLEON

    Now where are you going?

  PHILOCLEON

    To look for the urns。

  BDELYCLEON

    Don't bother; I have these pots。

  PHILOCLEON

    Very well; then we have all we need; except the clepsydra。

  BDELYCLEON (pointing to the thunder…mug)

    What is this if it is not a clepsydra?

  PHILOCLEON

    You know how to supply everything。

  BDELYCLEON

    Let fire be brought quickly from the house with myrtle boughs

and incense; and let us invoke the gods before opening the sitting。

  LEADER OF THE CHORUS

    Offer them libations and your vows and we will thank them that a

noble agreement has put an end to your bickerings and strife。 And

first let there be a sacred silence。

  CHORUS (singing)

    Oh! god of Delphi! oh! Phoebus Apollo! convert into the greatest

blessing for us all what is now happening before this house; and

cure us of our error; oh; Paean; our helper!

  BDELYCLEON (solemnly)

    Oh; Powerful god; Apollo Aguieus; who watchest at the door of my

entrance hall; accept this fresh sacrifice; I offer it that you may

deign to soften my father's excessive severity; he is as hard as iron;

his heart is like sour wine; do thou pour into it a little honey。

Let him become gentle toward other men; let him take more interest

in the accused than in the accusers; may he allow himself to be

softened by entreaties; calm his acrid humour and deprive his

irritable mind of all sting。

  CHORUS (singing)

    We unite our vows and chants to those of this new magistrate。

His words have won our favour and we are convinced that he loves the

people more than any of the young men of the present day。

    (XANTHIAS brings in two persons costumed as dogs; but with masks

      that suggest Laches and Cleon。)

  BDELYCLEON

    If there be any judge near at hand; let him enter; once the

proceedings have opened; we shall admit him no more。

  PHILOCLEON

    Who is the defendant?

  BDELYCLEON

    This one。

  PHILOCLEON (aside)

    He does not stand a chance。

  BDELYCLEON

    Listen to the indictment。 A dog of Cydathenaea doth hereby

charge Labes of Aexonia with having devoured a Sicilian cheese by

himself without accomplices。 Penalty demanded; a collar of fig…tree

wood。

  PHILOCLEON

    Nay; a dog's death; if convicted。

  BDELYCLEON

    This is Labes; the defendant。

  PHILOCLEON

    Oh! what a wretched brute! how entirely he looks the rogue! He

thinks to deceive me by keeping his jaws closed。 Where is the

plaintiff; the dog of Cydathenaea?

  DOG

    Bow wow! bow wow!

  BDELYCLEON

    Here he is。

  PHILOCLEON

    Why; he's another Labes; a great barker and a licker of dishes。

  BDELYCLEON (as Herald)

    Silence! Keep your seats! (To the Cydathenaean dog。) And you; up

on your feet and accuse him。

  PHILOCLEON

    Go on; and I will help myself and eat these lentils。

  DOG

    Gentlemen of the jury; listen to this indictment I have drawn

up。 He has committed the blackest of crimes; against both me and the

seamen。 He sought refuge in a dark corner to glutton on a big Sicilian

cheese; with which he sated his hunger。

  PHILOCLEON

    Why; the crime is clear; the filthy brute this very moment belched

forth a horrible odour of cheese right under my nose。

  DOG

    And he refused to share with me。 And yet can anyone style

himself your benefactor; when he does not cast a morsel to your poor

dog?

  PHILOCLEON

    He has not shared anything; not even with his comrade。 His madness

is as hot as my lentils。

  BDELYCLEON

    In the name of the gods; father! No hurried verdict without

hearing the other side!

  PHILOCLEON

    But the evidence is plain; the fact speaks for itself。

  DOG

    Then beware of acquitting the most selfish of canine gluttons; who

has devoured the whole cheese; rind and all; prowling round the

platter。

  PHILOCLEON

    There is not even enough left for me to fill up the chinks in my

pitcher。

  DOG

    Besides; you must punish him; because the same house cannot keep

two thieves。 Let me not have barked in vain; else I shall never bark

again。

  PHILOCLEON

    Oh! the black deeds he has just denounced! What a shameless thief!

Say; cock; is not that your opinion too? Ha; ha! He thinks as I do。

Here; Thesmothetes! where are you? Hand me the thunder…mug。

  BDELYCLEON

    Get it yourself。 I go to call the witnesses; these are a plate;

a pestle; a cheese knife; a brazier; a stew…pot and other half…burnt

utensils。 (To PHILOCLEON) But you have not finished? you are

piddling away still! Have done and be seated。

  PHILOCLEON

    Ha; ha! I reckon I know somebody who will crap for fright to…day。

  BDELYCLEON

    Will you never cease showing yourself hard and intractable; and

especially to the accused? You tear them to pieces tooth and nail。 (To

LABES) Come forward and defend yourself。 What means this silence?

Answer。

  PHILOCLEON

    No doubt he has nothing to say。

  BDELYCLEON

    Not at all; I think he has got what happened once to Thucydides in

court; his jaws suddenly set fast。 Get away! I will undertake your

defence。…Gentlemen of the jury; it is a difficult thing to speak for a

dog who has been calumniated; but nevertheless I will try。 He is a

good dog; and he chases wolves finely。

  PHILOCLEON

    He is a thief and a conspirator。

  BDELYCLEON

    No; he is the best of all our dogs; he is capable of guarding a

whole flock。

  PHILOCLEON

    And what good is that; if he eats the cheese?

  BDELYCLEON

    What? he fights for you; he guards your door; he is an excellent

dog in every respect。 Forgive him his larceny! he is wretchedly

ignorant; he cannot play the lyre。

    PHILOCLEON

    I wish he did not know how to write either; then the rascal

would not have drawn up his pleadings。

  BDELYCLEON

    Witnesses; I pray you; listen。 Come forward; grating…knife; and

speak up; answer me clearly。 You were paymaster at the time。 Did you

grate out to the soldiers what was given you?…He says he did so。

  PHILOCLEON

    But; by Zeus! he lies。

  BDELYCLEON

    Oh! have patience。 Take pity on the unfortunate。 Labes feeds

only on fish…bones and fishes' heads and has not an instant of

peace。 The other is good only to guard the house; he never moves

from here; but demands his share of all that is brought in and bites

those who refuse。

  PHILOCLEON (aside)

    Oh! Heaven! have I fallen ill? I feel my anger cooling! Woe to me!

I am softening!

  BDELYCLEON

    Have pity; father; pity; I adjure you; you would not have him

dead。 Where are his puppies? (A group of children costumed as

puppies comes out。) Come; poor little beasties; yap; up on your

haunches; beg and whine!

  PHILOCLEON

    Descend; descend; descend; descend!

  BDELYCLEON

    I will descend; although that word; 〃descend;〃 has too often

raised false hope。 None the less; I will descend。

  PHILOCLEON

    Plague seize it! Have I then done wrong to eat! What! I; crying!

Ah! I certainly should not be weeping; if I were not stuffed with

lentils。

  BDELYCLEON

    Then he is acquitted?

  PHILOCLEON

    It is difficult to tell。

  BDELYCLEON

    Ah! my dear father; be good! be humane! Take this voting pebble

and rush with your eyes closed to that second urn and; father;

acquit him。

  PHILOCLEON

    No; I know no more how to acquit than to play the lyre。

  BDELYCLEON

    Come quickly; I will show you the way。

    (He takes his father by the hand and leads him to the second urn。)

  PHILOCLEON

    Is this the first urn?

  BDELYCLEON

    Yes。

  PHILOCLEON (dropping in his vote)

    Then I have voted。

  BDELYCLEON (aside)

    I have fooled him and he has acquitted in spite of himself。 (To

PHILOCLEON) Come; I will turn out the urns。

  PHILOCLEON

    What is the result?

  BDELYCLEON

    We shall see。 (He examines both urns。) Labes; you stand acquitted。

(PHILOCLEON faints) Eh! father; what's the matter; what is it? (To

slaves) Water! water! (To PHILOCLEON) Pull yourself together; sir!

  PHILOCLEON (weakly)

    Tell me! Is he really acquitted?

  BDELYCLEON

    Yes; certainly。

  PHILOCLEON (falling back)

    Then it's all over with me!

  BDELYCLEON

    Courage; dear father; don't let this afflict you so terribly。

  PHILOCLEON (dolefully)

    And so I have cha
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